I get the strong feeling this is parodying the guy that would appear at the beginning of The Twilight Zone in each episode. I'm liking it.
Wait... I'm in this one!!
Hey now, I've been to a certain convention about six years running, just the one. I look forward to it every time, it's the most fun I have for a mere three days all year. If you don't go to the ones that allow the annoying kids, then they're awesome.
Dude, I love AWA, it's one of my favorite cons. I'm not dissing it, I'm just quoting Star Wars.
I've never been to an Anime Con...so I know not the evil that lurks anywhere.